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  • Bisexual community: We define bisexuality as attraction to people of the same gender and different genders.
  • Biphobes: Aaaaactually bisexuality means "attracted to men and women" because the prefix "bi" means "two".
  • Bisexual community: Okay, that's a really narrow and finicky way of examining things, but yes the prefix bi means two. Which means that bisexual people are attracted to two different gender groups. Like, for example, people of the same gender as them and people of a different gender than them. Which is what we said. Our definition of our own sexual orientation is still right even with your narrow and finicky standards applied to it.
  • Biphobes: Sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I have my entire head and neck firmly lodged up my own ass. Bi means two. Bisexual means

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"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."
- Lemony Snicket  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: larmoyante, via margotandthenocturnals)

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flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet 

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