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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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prozdvoices:

onecarefulowner wanted me to do a recording of this.  Well, if THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.  Man, I haven’t seen Spongebob in ages.

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consultingasshat said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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